Yet Another Variation of Pork Wax

Pork Wax at its lowest Criscoscity is called Pig Sweat and is available in stores in fine retail establishments.

This Has Pork Wax Written All Over It

Quote: "This is wrong on so many levels."

Sore Pankles

I can't tell if this slipped in its own Pork Wax or its pankles just gave out!

What's a pankle? See below...

Which Part Would You Eat First?

Pork Wax is able to baste itself with its own criscoscic pork wax. It's Criscolicious!

Even Pork Wax Has A Monkey On His Back

Definition: "A Monkey On Ones Back" - a serious problem that will not go away.

The serious problem = Being Pork Wax

Fossilized Pork Wax

Scientists were able to reconstruct this after excavating an old pork wax disposal site. They believe these fossils originated during a period of time known as the "Criscoscic" Era.

What Happens When There Is No More Pork Wax To Harvest

That is one big pile of pork